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Barbie Syndrome

The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.
When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.
by Ms Linguis March 14, 2018
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bubba barbie

Bubba Barbie is a large sized woman who is large, but dresses, looks and acts like a barbie. They are large and in charge! Beautiful large woman.
The choir teacher was a bubba barbie and could belt out that tune while shaking her booty.
by Swankmyster May 18, 2016
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Lisha Rae barbie

Awarded queen of augusta the first rapper ever to have that title in georgia people from different states call her queen of augusta when they never been there
Lisha Rae barbie have people calling her queen of augusta when they never been there
by Badgirl8245 October 4, 2024
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Barbie Boy

An effeminate white boy who is obsessed with superficial things like clothes and social status. He's usually pale, blue-eyed blond.
Man 1: "Your clothes are cheap and your skin is not white and delicate like mine."
Man 2: "Shut up, barbie boy."
by Sorberino October 8, 2018
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barbie reject

Girls that bleach their hair, have fake personalities, tan way too much which makes them look orange, tries to make themselves look like barbie. But because they have ugly awkward features which makes them a reject.
Did you see that barbie reject walking in to the tanning booth for the tenth time today?
by genuine312 March 30, 2011
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big booty barbie

her ass isnt real, she is a big booty barbie
by ianarlnstfu10 December 6, 2023
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Barbie

A person who is rude and ignorant, and seems fake like being made of plastic.

They can also be very dumb, considering they are plastic.

They also probably make you angry and upset and mad and every bad emotion.

(They also probably have terrible roasting skills, and they get horrible roasts from google)
by Bean 🫘 June 25, 2022
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