A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.
Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."
Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.
Related phrases:
You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."
Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.
Related phrases:
You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023
Get the your ass is minemug. dude if you keep letting your dogs tear up my property im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass
man are you threatening me
no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass
ok man i got you
man are you threatening me
no dude im just telling you to keep your dogs off my property or im going to stomp a mudhole in your ass
ok man i got you
by bluebear January 14, 2025
Get the stomp a mudhole in your assmug. by NiborB524 September 23, 2016
Get the banana up your ass and around the cornermug. by Deeryeee. May 21, 2011
Get the graid your assmug. by DommiTheCommi December 8, 2020
Get the I’m gonna John Wick your assmug. by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
Get the touch the glass save your assmug. (n.)/(adj.)
1.Your Ass is grass.(Usually used when addressing males.)
2.Your Ass is on fire girl!!! (Usually used when addressing females.)
Sometimes pronounced in the Ebonic language: Yo Ass, or Yo Ayyzsss!.
1.Your Ass is grass.(Usually used when addressing males.)
2.Your Ass is on fire girl!!! (Usually used when addressing females.)
Sometimes pronounced in the Ebonic language: Yo Ass, or Yo Ayyzsss!.
(masculine)
Son, go mow your ass.
Your ass is growing greener everyday.
That Cow eats your ass.
Simba, we become your ass, and then the antelope eats your ass. This is the great circle of life.
She loves to get up, go outside, and smell the sweet smell of your ass in the morning.
She loves to get naked, go outside, and lay down on your ass.
Your ass turns yellow in the Winter.
(feminine)
Dayum! I better pull out my hose and put out Your Ass Girl! Cuz itz a Fyah'!!!! Mnn! WOOH!
Your ass was so hot it burned my britches clear off!
Girl!!! Mnnn! Your ass is hotter than the sun I'm gonna have to pull out my 10inch telescope and inspect it!
Your ass can burn my log any day!
Son, go mow your ass.
Your ass is growing greener everyday.
That Cow eats your ass.
Simba, we become your ass, and then the antelope eats your ass. This is the great circle of life.
She loves to get up, go outside, and smell the sweet smell of your ass in the morning.
She loves to get naked, go outside, and lay down on your ass.
Your ass turns yellow in the Winter.
(feminine)
Dayum! I better pull out my hose and put out Your Ass Girl! Cuz itz a Fyah'!!!! Mnn! WOOH!
Your ass was so hot it burned my britches clear off!
Girl!!! Mnnn! Your ass is hotter than the sun I'm gonna have to pull out my 10inch telescope and inspect it!
Your ass can burn my log any day!
by Jiffy Wilakurs June 8, 2018
Get the Your Assmug.