by :) May 22, 2004

Guy: Baby, of course not! You know I love ya.
Chick: Aww, I love you, too!!!!
Guy: BITCH! IT'S OVER!!! -stab-
Chick: Aww, I love you, too!!!!
Guy: BITCH! IT'S OVER!!! -stab-
by Kayla Lotstein May 20, 2004

Person 1: I love you
Person 2: I love you
* 2 months later *
Person 1: I never loved you. I was lying. I cheated on you
Person 2: I love you
* 2 months later *
Person 1: I never loved you. I was lying. I cheated on you
by I’m fine March 1, 2019

by pritynpunksurfr7 June 10, 2005

Someone who loves you and will never leave you. They really mean it when they say this, they want to be in your life forever
by K3n5d7l8 December 29, 2019

by Not gamer January 26, 2021

A mystical creature that has 8 moving appendages that may look askew, but wants nothing more than to love you. Likely not inebriated but sweet enough to be made of macaroons.
"So _______ and I were getting really excited one night and we started to take off each other's clothes, that is when I realized he was a Drunk octopus that wants to love you!"
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
girl: Hey _______, come over here...
drunk octopus that wants to love you: okay... (wiggles ears.... licks lips... wiggles nose... walks over to girl, takes off her clothes... wiggles 8th appendage)
by Not-a-lucks October 13, 2011
