Woke af 

When you are no longer in the dark about the things happening around you. Being well informed

Lina: I love Beyoncé
Betty: yo she's in the illuminati.
Lina: oh really?? You're woke af

Woke af by Gen gen June 3, 2016

Woke-ghanistan 

A legendary place where all the self-proclaimed "woke" social justice warriors come from and the place they want to turn the current world into. Logic doesn't apply there, just feelings. A pun formed by "woke" plus the suffix "ghanistan" (-istan meaning land of).

Beth: "If they are white and male, you are automatically racist and sexist."
Nancy: "Can you explain why that is?"
Beth: "No, go educate yourself, it's simple logic.
Nancy: "Yeah, logic made in Woke-ghanistan".

Woke-ghanistan by lizzzardking March 27, 2021

Woke gen z people 

People who deserve another version of the holocaust

all that needs to be said

Woke gen z people can't take jokes

Woke gen z people by Tbirder June 21, 2022

Woke Bae 

Hasan Piker

Hasan Piker is total woke bae

Woke Bae by bettertotakecareof September 30, 2020

woke smeed 

The modern defintion of incinerating cannibus products for medical and/or recreational usage.

Take 1st letter of 1st word and 1st two letters from second word and switch them.
W-oke Sm-eed >>> Sm-oke W-eed

"You wanna woke smeed, nucka"
"Dude, I just go kicked wicked hard in the clackers, lets woke smeed."

woke smeed by White Eyed Peas May 13, 2005

Woke Capitalism

An arrogant, pretentious and self-righteous approach to critical social issues that immediately vaporizes when doing so conflicts with your financial interests.

"Yes, we all do have freedom of speech, but at times there are negative financial ramifications that can happen when you're not thinking about other people’s wallets and you're only thinking about yourself."

“Yah, that dude wasn't edumacated on the situation at hand and it cost me some serious bank.”
“He apparently didn’t get the memo on woke capitalism.”

Woke Capitalism by Reluctant Adult November 3, 2019

woke check 

When you see something on Facebook that you think might be insensitive, politically incorrect, or discriminatory but you decide to ask a friend before you blow it up.

Man, FB just came back with a woman as the first result when I searched for a .gif for “evil face”, can I get a woke check?

woke check by leep_73 June 26, 2018