wisconsin hotpocket

the act of adding cheese during anal sex as a lubricant and then eating the cheese afterwards.

I loved the wisconsin hotpocket I had last night.

by Cold Soda January 17, 2021

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Wisconsin quesadilla

A piece of cheese that’s been microwaved for 30 seconds.

I had a Wisconsin quesadilla for lunch today, so my therapist prescribed me antipsychotics.

by tcrabboy April 4, 2021

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Wisconsin payback

When your lady cheats on you, you fuck the cheaters lady in the ass as an act of payback.

Dan's lady ain't gonna shit right for a week after the Wisconsin payback I gave her.

by 12wellhung July 22, 2021

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Wisconsin Jackhammer

When a guy cums, a female repeatedly punches him in the groin

Guy 1 - “Why does Tommy have an ice pack on his crotch?”
Guy 2 - “His girl back home gave him a Wisconsin Jackhammer last night.”
Guy 1 - “Such a lucky fella

by TrollHunter95 November 6, 2021

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wisconsinsmith

sexy amazing beautiful woman i’m so proud of her she has been through so much and she needs to remember that even when she goes through tough times she is still worth everything in the world

omg do you follow wisconsinsmith in tiktok?
yes she’s got a kermit the from pfp whattt

by uhhhanywaysmovingon September 2, 2021

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When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.

Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!

by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021

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