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tard whip

The tool/implement used to corral and herd tards through or into a certain area.

Similar to (as in exactly the same as) the whip used by ranchers to herd cattle.
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: BE WARNED!! There are tards coming through. I repeat, BE ADVISED THERE IS A TARD CROSSING cracks tard whip to corral straying tard*
Student: Begins to move*
Low-Level Tard Wrangler: NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS, YOU MAY STARTLE THEM. MY WHIP MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CONTROL THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TARD STRENGTH
Student: Stops moving*
by The Tard Shepherd May 13, 2019
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Cell Whipped

A person that is addicted to their cell phone checking it compulsively multiple times every hour or every minute - even more urgently when the phone boops or blips a notification.
Fred is so cell whipped...he can't go more than a minute without checking his phone.
by Cereal Killer cK May 5, 2022
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whipped testicle

The moment when cum drips to the testicles making a whipped cream effect
My friend and I made a whipped testicle last night. It was a good time.
by maxramage150 December 30, 2021
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Puppy Whipped

Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.
My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.
by Quaker's Oats69 April 21, 2020
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whipping nugget

From the practice of making nougat for torrone, it means working hard
Man, I been out there whipping nugget for 8 hours!
by Exquisitine Penguidlious September 7, 2020
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Ninja Whipped

a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.

b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)

B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
by Melly Traumatic October 25, 2010
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Whipping that sandwich

Normally used by taxi drivers driving through the streets
Is work any good bill ? Yeah I’ve been whipping that sandwich
by Tommy da flutes June 13, 2018
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