weasel-bastard

Weasel-Bastard

N. An infant weasel or similar rodent that has been abandoned by it's parental figures, or potentially has a sound cloud rapper father that has neglected his fatherly responsibilities

Adj. A poorly formed insult created in the spur of the moment during a meltdown, intended to deliver a crucial blow to the victim; however, they are often left confused and unintended

Synonyms: Parakeet-Bitch, Douche Canoe, Ass Cat

N. "Look at that poor weasel-bastard out in the cold night alone"

Adj. "You're a weasel-bastard for interfering with our marriage"

by Spumonte December 19, 2017

Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018

weizel

Servant of God and Kyle.

#miniman #venergy

Peetree: "sup weizel"
Weizel:" hey man, just got some V, want some?"

Peetree:"yee brah, let's go to school, mate."

by Doors1234567890 June 7, 2018

Weasel

1. A FUCKING ANIMAL
2. The world's greatest Ron.

1. (Man one) Did you see that weasel.
(Man two) A weasel! Where! I'm alergic!
2. EVERYONE LOVES RON.

by Seymour the Ham Steamer June 12, 2018

Weasel my diesel

Weasel my diesel

Oh please weasel my diesel

by Pro-weaseler May 9, 2018

weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.

“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”

by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020

Weasel

Someone who goes behind your back to tell on you or snitch.

That weasel, Jimmy went behind our backs.

by AshKetchep February 2, 2022