A nerd wannabe is an ironic kind of person whose parents are usually doctors, lawyers, or CEO's but who claims to be super nerdy. Generally, this kind of person finds the phrase, "work hard, play hard" magnitizing, since he or she does not actually give a shit about being productive or innovative for its own sake. Nerd wannabes wear expensive clothes, act exclusively, and do whatever makes their college resume look better. At elite institutions, which exist at all levels of educational attainment in the US, they perform superiorly to many true nerds due to a host of invisible social advantages, originating with their circle of friends, their parents, and with other privileged people who generally favor them over, especially, a true nerd from a poor or rural area.
They are probably invested in the nerd mythos for the promise of wealth and power, and the veneer also reduces the social tensions that would arise from other people finding out that nerd wannabes are not actually biologically superior. These strange imposters care little about working hard in order to learn, and they trade notes and cheat at every opportunity.
They are easy to identify. Look for a moderately sized group of high achievers with excellent social skills, where absolutely none of whom exhibit OCD, Aspergers, ADHD, etc, which might be a source of mutant intelligence for some true nerds. This group also rejects diversity as much as jocks. But not gay kids because that's not PC.
They are probably invested in the nerd mythos for the promise of wealth and power, and the veneer also reduces the social tensions that would arise from other people finding out that nerd wannabes are not actually biologically superior. These strange imposters care little about working hard in order to learn, and they trade notes and cheat at every opportunity.
They are easy to identify. Look for a moderately sized group of high achievers with excellent social skills, where absolutely none of whom exhibit OCD, Aspergers, ADHD, etc, which might be a source of mutant intelligence for some true nerds. This group also rejects diversity as much as jocks. But not gay kids because that's not PC.
You had extra-marital sex at a night club last night? You are probably just a nerd wannabe. Nice Coach purse.
by Doc Shizze November 8, 2010
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A stupid little loser who tries to be something they're not and fit in with a particular group, usually they try to be "goth" or metal.
by A person you don't know November 10, 2008
Get the wannabe mug.A wanna-bi is a girl who is a wannabe bisexual. There are two different species of wanna-bis; The emo, and/or scene wanna-bis started the bisexuality "trend". Because emo boys look the same as emo girls, they make videos of themselves making out with each other and post it on the internet saying it is two emo males kissing. This of course, will make them popular, wich is a good theory as to how this started.
The second species of wanna-bi's are the "cutesy random" type. These are the types of girls who would normally say "LOL CHEEEZE I LIKE PIE XDDD". Sometime around early to mid 2009, they decided to start "dating" each other. They are too "random" to realize they are not attracted to girls at all, because as you can see, they obsess and fap to pics of a fictional character they find "smexy".
The second species of wanna-bi's are the "cutesy random" type. These are the types of girls who would normally say "LOL CHEEEZE I LIKE PIE XDDD". Sometime around early to mid 2009, they decided to start "dating" each other. They are too "random" to realize they are not attracted to girls at all, because as you can see, they obsess and fap to pics of a fictional character they find "smexy".
Look at those two attention whores, they say they're dating, but they never kiss or anything. What a bunch of wanna-bis!
by Rinks September 7, 2009
Get the Wanna-bi mug.'x' (not his real name) loves blink 182 and good charlotte, as well as new found glory and eminem. he wears a tonne of shit on his arms to school and a spiked choker on his neck. he is constantly telling evry1 how coll goths are. he wants to be a goth and is fooling no-one, but he doesnt realise it.... whereas me, i just have longish hair and like metallica and machine head so to most chavs at school I am a goth... hahahaha. even the chavs know x aint a goth... hahaha.
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