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Walmart

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by BruhSlav May 2, 2020
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Walmart

A place where you see people, especially influencers, fuck up the place. Name a day you don't see something flying at your face when going to Walmart. You might see people getting a haircut, and people getting freaky in the bathrooms. *wink*
Person no.1 Do you want to go Walmart?
Person no.2 No, did you know that people at Walmart can sometimes get freaky in the bathrooms?
by WisteriaChan June 18, 2024
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Walmart-Guru

A self proclaimed thought leader that has gathered most of their “wisdom” from youtube videos, social media and a few articles (if your lucky).
Debby: “Rachael is going to host a cleansing cacao ceremony on IG-Live for her community. It’s totally going to raise our frequency, cleanse our chakras and protect us from mass media brainwash.”

Jack to Debby: “ Are you seriously believing that Walmart-Guru ?! “
by StellaFellaTayla August 27, 2021
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Walmart Socking

The act of removing a sock from a mannequin at walmart, busting a fat load in it, and placing it back on the mannequin, leaving it to solidify. When the workers come to change the outfit on the mannequin, the sock should be absolutely immovable, and plastered to the mannequin's foot.
You: "Hey Bryce, wanna go walmart socking?"
Bryce: "Nahhh bro I've got a date with Amelia tonight."
You: "Wait, Amelia as in, my MOM?"
by ILoveBigBlackOilyMen February 18, 2025
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chanel vs walmart

Chanel vs walmart is whenever you see something really awesome and cool, but then you see a cheap copycat version of it
An example of a Chanel vs Walmart

Chanel: Nicki Minaj
Vs
Walmart: Iggy Azalea
by asqwertyuionv4577 November 27, 2016
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WALMART

When life is not going well so you stab yourself to death in a Walmart parking lot.
Alternatively you could say walmarting
Person one: Today really sucked

Person two: I know right
Person one: We should go Walmart ourselves
by KnifeWife21 May 18, 2024
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Walmart worker

A very lazy person
Look at that walmart worker doing nothing just sitting on his ass
by Diddle whole September 27, 2018
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