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Wake-and-Laugh

When you wake up and the first thing you do is go on urbandictionary for word of the day, the best alternative ritual to your daily news readings to make you laugh.
Person 1:" Man the news is full of bad apples."
Person 2: " You should try to Wake-and-laugh, go on urbandictionary for word of the day as soon as you wake up."
by Capuchin for Hire April 8, 2022
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Australian wake up

Waking someone up by performing oral sex on the sleeping party.
He woke me by doing a Australian wake up
by Bobby the Boblet December 24, 2022
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wake up the neighborhood

a military term meaning to give up your position or make it more aware that you are there.
person 1: “Boss, do you want me to shoot these enemys?”

person 2: “No, a gunfight would wake up the neighborhood.”

person 3: “copy that.”
by Clay Spenser December 7, 2022
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wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”

“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch
by bubabear101 June 17, 2021
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sleep wake

your so tired your not
at 3am im usually sleep wake
by Jacobyaboi April 18, 2020
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Southern Wake Up

To be awoken by your sister giving you a hand job.
After my southern wake up,I was ready to start my day.
by BillyJackoff September 4, 2020
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To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.
Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.
by AQuokka April 20, 2022
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