I want her carrots

I want to marry her

Dang that girl is wife material. I want her carrots.

by jbear4309 February 02, 2022

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I want to commit genocide

What I say every time I see what humanity has come to

*Something terrible happens*

Me: I want to commit genocide.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 25, 2022

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baby that I didn't want

A turd that refuses to go down the toilet no matter how many times you flush.

Man, I had another baby that I didn't want this morning and it is still in the crapper.

by The Spotted Brown Dog December 26, 2011

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be alpha if you want clam

If you want action you have to be alpha. Women don't like nice guys unless they are 30, hit the wall (looks are deteriorating), are alone and desperate and if she wants not to be cast away from society she then is finally ready to "settle down" more like ugly and the beast, amirite? Anyways still then she can leave you after having given you no action after you having given her so much love and investing in her.

I am alpha and got tail since I am smart and not a nice guy anymore. So you too be alpha if you want clam.

by MrSuccessful August 04, 2019

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