Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

bad weather bimbo

someone stupid enough to let you invite them over (usually for sex) when the weather is about to turn so bad that travel will become restricted or impossible. Typically used by misogynists and/or fuck bois.

Looks like we’re gonna be snowed in for a few days! Glad I got a bad weather bimbo on hand to keep me company.
My bad weather bimbo was a bust! She’s good in bed but a disgusting slob everywhere else!

by AquaNovus January 16, 2024

Canadian Weather

When it’s -50°C on the western side of the country and -1°C on the eastern side of the country.

“Damn, this Canadian Weather is making my brain turn off.”

by SuperMarioSunshineIsMid January 18, 2024

Hard nipple weather

Cold enough to make your nipples hard but not cold enough for a jacket.

Its cold outside will I need a jacket?

Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

teletubby weather

Blue skies, a few fluffy clouds and a bright sun that definitely would have a baby's smile on it if only you could look at it without burning your retina.

This teletubby weather makes me wanna tape an iPad to my belly and skip through the hills.

by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018

"spicy" weather-temps forecast

"Chili today, hot tamale"

The weatherman smilingly gave a really "spicy" weather-temps forecast on the radio today, and so I just **assumed** (yeah, I know, I know... never a good idea!) that the wind was gonna be pleasantly scented with yummy delectable barbecue-flavors for a couple days. But it's actually had very little odor at all during this period, just as plain old ordinary air usually does... what a disappointment!

by QuacksO October 16, 2018