The frosty Valentine

Where u boar a hole in a Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, cry on it for lube, then fuck it till u fill the hole to the brim, put it back in the freezer, eat it and cry again.

“Do you not have any plans for Valentine’s Day?”

“Yes”
“What?”
“The frosty valentine”
“What”
“Urban dictionary it bitch”

by The lonely man February 7, 2018

valentines day

lonely day - system of a down

I’m lonely on valentines day

by Danny-Dan Danielz February 12, 2024

Valentin

He is a very kind boy. Very funny and pretty. One of the greatest people you will ever meet. Hard to describe. Loves to talk about things he enjoys and likes to game. Cute laugh and VERY nice voice.

" Valentin looks like he has no feelings"
" He does you just gotta meet him"

by IVYRG May 13, 2022

Truly Valentine

Truly.Valentine Most biased people who think guts>anything but it’s true

Truly Valentine

by Truly.Valentine May 30, 2022

Valentine’s Day Baby

1. A person who was born in November, therefore conceived in February.

2. The reason why there are so many November birthdays.

Hey isn’t your birthday in November? You’re a Valentine’s Day baby, hahaha!!!

by icd0214 June 2, 2019

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

valentining

Having a Blokus piece stuck up one's ass.

Yeah, he was valentining the piano dude at music camp!

by valentiner :) August 2, 2017