Poor man's vacation

A vacation where you leave Friday night or Saturday morning and come back on Monday or Tuesday.

I cannot afford to take the entire week off, therefore, my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.

by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022

Franky on Vacation

A period of time when Jordan (also known as Franky) goes away on vacation for a few short days. This individual spends his time away from home by shagging plenty of birds, clobbering a concerning amount of pints, and even the occasional visit to Aroma Joes.

Fellas! The family and I are going up North for winter break. Franky on Vacation!

by Jmanhoops February 27, 2023

Shelter-in-place vacation

A vacation in which you do not travel anywhere at all. Basically just spend a few days in bed.

Man this shit at work is killing me I'm going to take a shelter-in-place vacation.

by I. Dyddertwyce March 6, 2023

Grippy sock vacation

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.

Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."

(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊

by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

It Is Occult To Be On Vacation And Take Individuals Out On A Trip

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.

How will you go to hell if you have work to do man.

Frisk: go to hell.
Burger Pants: I can't go to hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Frisk: what the hell?

by The True Manchild October 14, 2025

Vacationitis

The lack of concern for any of one's responsibilities in the days (or weeks, or months) leading up to a vacation. Physical symptoms include the wearing of capris and jeans at work, flip-flops, or Uggs, and a lack of makeup or grooming. Dishes begin piling up in the sink, and the afflicted's response to most questions is: "Uh, I'll worry about that later." Can happen as early as the date of vacation planning, or as late as the hours before the flight leaves.

Yeah, I was going to wash my hair, but I figured I can do that once I get to Maui. Next month. I must be suffering from vacationitis.

by Maddie Theophile January 22, 2011