when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.
frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.
by anglocolombiano86 January 09, 2010
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by S42.1 May 12, 2021
I cannot afford to take the entire week off, therefore, my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.
by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022
by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022
When pedestrians cross to the middle of the road but then take a mental vacation, showing no signs or interest in crossing the rest of the way or any awareness of their surroundings, causing confusion for passing drivers/other pedestrians (could alternatively be, minor stroke - who would know?)
"What are you stopped for?"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"
"I was just gonna let this guy cross"
"Nah, not that guy, he's on an island vacation, he could be there a while"
by pseudmrk1 January 30, 2012
Where a male is sexually aroused and has to release the juices from his testicles. After doing so, then proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face and bed sheet. Finally ends it off by licking his semen off his bed sheet.
My girlfriend didn't want to blow me and swallow tonight, so I did it myself and got one hell of a Salty Vacation
by Zalranzar June 21, 2017