BILLY: hey tom is ur mom gay?
Tom: no she isnt
Billy: does she like men?
Tom: yes???
Billy: then she is gay
Tom: no she isnt
Billy: does she like men?
Tom: yes???
Billy: then she is gay
by srouser tickler May 3, 2022
Get the ur mommug. by Urmomisgay696969696969 November 22, 2021
Get the Ur mommug. Your generally surmised but not obligatorily genetically cognate natural person who looks after and has the condition of being morally and licitly bound to do something, the puissance to emit the capacity to have an effect on character, development, the faculty to direct people's ways in which takes action or conducts oneself, and provision of what is indispensable for someone who lacks the adeptness and opportunity to be in charge of their own sequence of events of a designated kind in a way that complies to rules and standards to or is given the action of sanction for the action to officially accede or accept or be officially compulsory by the system of rules which a particular nation with its own regime, occupying a particular territory or group of people living in the same place or having a particular characteristic in prevalence apperceives as controlling or maintaining the actions of its members and which it may compel observance or compliance by the action or process of coercing penalties to be accepted, in which is mostly an adolescent human below the licit age of majority, that suppositiously relegates her sexuality as the gender that can bear progeny or engender eggs apperceived or treated biologically by the action of the composition of an organism's cells relating to the biological process by which incipient individual organisms are engendered which can be fertilized by male reproductive cells, relegates his or her expression of themselves sexually as homosexual.
by whenthewhenthe April 27, 2021
Get the ur mom gaymug. by elieieeieiie November 27, 2021
Get the ur mommug. 
1. Ur mom, also your mom or your mum, is commonly used as a random phrase.
2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.
3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.
2. Ur mom, also yo momma or yo mama, is a joke made often. Usually, the person telling the joke is not trying to insult the receiver's mother.
3. Ur mom is the dead woman whom you're insulting. Even though you didn't mean to, you still insulted her.
1. literally any teacher: "Please read the next paragraph."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*
2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*
3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."
nervous me: "Uh.. uh.. UR MOM!" *runs out of class in fear*
2. joke teller: "Ur mom's so fat she couldn't even enter Walmart!"
receiver: *laughs nervously*
3. joke teller: "Ur mom's so stinky even the garbage couldn't handle her!"
receiver: *tearing up* "Dude, my mom's dead.."
by hitman bang January 17, 2020
Get the ur mommug. 1. The ultimate come-back in an argument, "Ur Mom" can be used in many different ways, such as: Ur Mom is fat, Ur Mom is a hoe, Ur Mom is ugly, etc...
2. The fist living thing to have so much mass, it creates it's own gravitational orbit.
2. The fist living thing to have so much mass, it creates it's own gravitational orbit.
by (˵╹⌣╹˵)づ December 24, 2021
Get the Ur Mommug.