ur mom

“ur mom” means that ur mom has done something

“ur mom is so fat she broke the highway”

by ur helper welder July 12, 2021

Ur Mom

A famous phrase that young pupils use, normally to offend the kid they said it to.

Joe Bookster: "Whats answer 19?"

Kevin Hamsterson: "Ur Mom!"

by Spidey_Sences15 May 6, 2022

Ur Mom

A phrase typically used when describing another's mother. This Is not to be confused with Your mother. Your Mother is for hot moms. Ur mom is for mothers who look and speak like donkeys.

I would never date ur mom. I would rather date Your Mother.

Ur mom is so ugly the freak circus denied her.

Your mother is so hot that she made the sun lose it's job.

by Your Mother Enjoyer March 8, 2023

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

Ur Mom

The person that was in bed with your dad to make you.

Ur Mom is so nice for giving you life!

by Yalamalamadingdong January 10, 2023

ur mom gay

usually used by straight middle school white boys. the ones who wear bright neon clothes and high ass nike socks.

bob: you’re so stupid
alex: ur mom gay

by lucieeeeeeeeee June 17, 2019

ur mom

the ultimate insult you can't hide...

guy1: yo
guy2:ur mom
guy1:AAAAAAHHHH (fades out of existence)

by anonymous September 21, 2023