douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

Twinkie Brothers

When two bros cum inside their girlfriends.

"Man now we're Twinkie Brothers!"

by TwinkieBrother December 26, 2016

Zebra twinkie

A black girl and a white girl with an Asian in between

As soon as I saw the zebra twinkie get on stage I left that bar and decided it was best to go home for the night at that point

by Mralaska612 June 29, 2024

twinkie

a cream filled desert. THATS IT. it's not a fucking "asian who acts white" just because an asian is bad at school that does not mean they are fucking ACTING WHITE OR ANYTHING ELSE. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE IS ASIAN DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MAKE THEM A FUCKING GENIUS AND PEOPLE NEED TO START FUCKING REALIZING THAT INSTEAD OF BEING IGNORANT LITTLE SHITS AND TREATING THEM AS SOME HOMEWORK MACHINE OR ASKING THEM FOR ANSWERS AUTOMATICALLY ASSUMING THEY KNOW

stupid person: hey, asian guy. what are the answers for all of these questions?
asian guy: i don't know
stupid person: whaaa? i thought you were supposed to be asian. what a twinkie
asian guy: actually, just because i am asian does not make me a genius and automatically know everything, so fuck off

by indigonanza November 17, 2018

Texas twinkie

The act of rubbing one’s penis through hot gravel and then shoving it up a woman’s asshole while ejaculating

I gave Julian a Texas Twinkie the other day.

by JuanFepe334 May 22, 2025

Twinky Dick

Male genitalia that is in the shape of a twinky (small, fat, and often looks terrifying) and often exhibits "little dick energy".

"That dude has such a twinky dick, I couldn't even feel it."

"Bro you ain't got no room to talk about size twinky dick."

by shortstack555 September 25, 2025

Twinkies

A general term for Asian Republicans who tend to downplay the white supremacist ideology and have a perspective that they are not minorities, seeing themselves as better than the Latino and Black communities.

Twinkies: "Asians are not minorities, we are our own thing/we are considered white."

by Chad Henry February 16, 2022