Polish Twinkie

When you you unexpectedly jizz inside your pants and you need to hide it.

Dude, I got a lap dance and she was so good I was carrying around a Polish Twinkie

by GirthBrooks2001 September 29, 2023

Twinkie Stuffer

A man who only has sex with twinks. Collects them like pokémon cards. Has a roster full of kickers. Could build a throne made out of twinks. Is slightly cornering.

geez ryan, you’re such a twinkie stuffer. what’s this like the forth twink of the week?

by swagfaggg October 24, 2023

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom March 11, 2016

Twinkie Brothers

When two bros cum inside their girlfriends.

"Man now we're Twinkie Brothers!"

by TwinkieBrother December 27, 2016

Zebra twinkie

A black girl and a white girl with an Asian in between

As soon as I saw the zebra twinkie get on stage I left that bar and decided it was best to go home for the night at that point

by Mralaska612 June 30, 2024

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 07, 2023

twinky-twonk

A person in their twenties.

Kate? You mean that blonde twinky-twonk with the pink Converse?

by PonyTrainBoi January 11, 2021