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Turbo Whirler

Turbo Whirler
noun

A catastrophic bowel event where your guts decide to eject everything at once with the speed and enthusiasm of a jet engine. Characterized by high rotational velocity, liquid output, and a haunting sense that your rear end briefly achieved escape velocity.
Mate, don’t go in there. I just had a full-blown Turbo Whirler it was like a leaf blower chewing chocolate pudding.”
by Saint Jeb November 12, 2025
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turbo huge

A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)
by Gdawg39 February 2, 2017
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Dymo Twin Turbo

A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.

Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.
Oh fuck, Jay's bot himself tangled in the Dymo Twin Turbo again. One per bollock.
by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023
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turbo pint

You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*
Is it wine time yet?

Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!
by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017
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Turbo Deuche

the most intense deuche bag of all. He/she recognizes the extent of their obnoxiousness and revels in it. The most intense form of deuche, a deuche for all ages.
Man that charliedrawsagun guy is unbearable! what a turbo Deuche!
by TheS-Box September 25, 2010
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turbo ass

Of very poor quality.
"That new D.va skin is turbo ass."
by FenrisZi November 2, 2023
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Turbo Nerd

Somebody who is unusually and over representative obsessed with nerd media and culture to an unhealthy degree, e.g. Birdie
Man, you like DnD AND Minecraft? You're a total Turbo Nerd.
by sussussusuyy July 29, 2023
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