casanova of gryffindor tower

remus lupin

student one: who’s the casanova of gryffindor tower?
student two: remus lupin

by yeosang spouse April 19, 2022

Mashing the castle towers

Two guys ramming their penis' together

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"

by Smith Master Flex July 12, 2012

reverse eifel tower

a sex act in which one girl is sitting on a guy's face and another on his dick and the two girls high- five each other. Widely considered to be the greatest thing ever. see eifel tower

"Steve got double-teamed by two hot girls last nite."
" Yea they reverse eifel towered him"

by Chief Logbook September 12, 2006

Tower of Tear-er

When six legless dudes lie on the ground with their boners touching like a bundle of asparagus. A lady will then attempt to take it all in.

Susan can't walk anymore after she tried the tower of tear-er at the annual amputee swingers convention.

by Grundle Thunderbird June 25, 2017

burn your tower

1) To undeniably humiliate
2) To rightly infuriate

"Hey man, will it burn your tower if I start talking to that chick?"

"Do you think it'll burn your tower if I eat the last doughnut?"

by Hans from Albany July 1, 2006

Tower delay simulator

BELOW NATURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Guy: Hey dude tds is updating in a few weeks!
A few weeks later
Guy: bruh tower delay simulator

by Totally not BelowNatural August 21, 2021

Sunflower Sour Tower

This particular manuever, founded back in the summer of 2006 originated in Southeast Kansas, known as the sunflower state. It involves at least three females and as many males as possible. The group needs to be in a large room where there is sufficient room for all persons to be involed in a massive sex orgy. All the bitches (girls, that is, not weak men) involved lay on top of one another in a parallel manner. When correctly assuming the positions, as the tower ascends, for safety's sake the weight of the female should decline (meaning fatties on bottom, anorexics toward the top), and the vaginas should be perfectly alined. Then, all of the people with cocks lick up and down the Sunflower Sour Tower created by the vaginas of nasty ladies.

So, I was at this swinger party in Eureka, Ks, and Fred hollered out from the pile of naked bodies, "Let's make a Sunflower Sour Tower. I feel like getting some herpes on my face."

by Michael G. Honcho February 13, 2008