dick and ball torture

a fun kink some sugar daddies tend to have

okay jerold you finished your oatmeal time to commence the dick and ball torture

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Cock and Ball Torture

The most euphoric experience one can ever have. The universes most divine pleasure is bestowed upon those who permit in this behaviour. One can only truly find pleasure once they receive {Cock and Ball Torture.

I was given cock and ball torture by jack Cordell and I reached a state of ecstasy so great that my scrotum burst.

by I hate cordells March 10, 2019

Ray Toro

One of the most talented guitar players of our generation. Lead guitarist of My Chemical Romance alongside their short, talented, dangerous rythm guitarist Frank Iero. Writes some of the most amazing guitar parts. Destined to be the next Brian May. Comes with a swoon-worthy fro his band can hide in because he's just that awesome.

"Dude, I can't play that, I'm no Ray Toro..."

by greenskribbles April 16, 2010

Tord

Tord is a turd and so sexy but due to the eddsworld fandom he cannot use his real name in public and might be dead

COMMIE

Tord u gayyyy with tom and Eddie boiiiiii

by 私の名前は雪吉です、私は催眠術師です May 7, 2018

torfeculating

The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and lame-brained the torfeculator really is.

The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.

While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that night, he didn't realize that she was bringing her younger sister and cousin with her.

by charminglyrude July 7, 2010

torquing

A twisting or turning force.

tighting the lug nuts on a car tire is called torquing.

by Cocklovingmark August 31, 2013

Teve Torbes

In a very funny SNL skit, Steve Forbes (played by himself) is alleged by a news anchor to have been the author of yet another anonymous book on Washington Politics. With great hilarity, Steve Forbes denies having written the book, even though one quote from the book says, "Teve Torbes definately has is going on!".

In common parlance, one might say, "Man, I know it was you Teve Torbes", alluding to the skit and pointing out the obvious truth that it was the man in question though he denies it, perhaps comically.

by Jack P. Jones September 30, 2006