Computer Mong

A person that spends most of their time on a computer (gaming) and does not the know any different. Does not have the ability to socialize with another human being.

Dave: Yo John, do you know whether George can come out or not? Nah George is a computer Mong.

by Lukeyjoe May 09, 2021

Potato Computer

An insult about the speed of your Computer ;)

Jim: HEY BILLY YA FUCKWIT
Billy:What ya funkin fat cunt

Jim: You Have a potato computer Ya fat cunt!
Billy:Go Fuck Your Self J I M .

by KidBlender69 January 09, 2022

Cat With A Computer

A very good TF2 Player and scout player with 500+ hours on the game and a part of a TF2 team of good people and no i am not saying that because i'm cat with a computer what do you mea-

Cat with a computer: e
Guy: cat with a computer

by BigStupidIdiot June 15, 2021

physical computing

when you get mentally physical over a screen, with another person. in other words getting naughty over text.

me and dan did some physical computing last night.

by the all knowing ball sack February 12, 2019

Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working

Stop having this computer face and start actually working!

by Hưng September 19, 2021

QuanShrektom Computer

the Most Powerful Computer ever Designed
Impossible to build due to lack of Shungite

Im so close to finishing my QuanShrektom Computer, i just need some Shungite

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 12, 2020

Computer coma

When your computer freezes up on you. It's still running, and it won't do what you want it to.

The computer was stuck on the page. It said the site was loading. Clicking didn't do any good. The computer was in a computer coma.

by MyAccount August 03, 2012