1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.
by PimpUigi October 31, 2011

A overwhelmingly conservative Kentucky city with a population of about 17000 that is three miles south of Cincinnati.About half of the town's population consists of blonde rich mothers who drive SUVS and Range Rovers, yet still complain about gas. The town is almost completely white and crazy pro life republican, though a few minorities and liberals can be spotted on the notorious South Side of Town. The teenagers of the town go to high school at either Highlands or Newport Catholic and for the most part think that they are thugs even though their mothers drive them everywhere. The Cops will pull you over and search you if you go one mile over the speed limit or look like you are from the god forsaken towns of Dayton or Newport. Fort Thomas is safe, but snooty.
"Dude, the lady in the Suburban with the Bush '04 sticker won't stop staring at me, she must've never seen a black person, typical Fort Thomas."
by Lars Whalen June 17, 2008

by john cresswell July 16, 2008

Last name of a HUGE family primarily located in Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, Florida, and parts of the UK.
Family traces back to "royal" times in England, with the extremely long name of "Hargrave-Thomas"
Commonly referred to as "H-T"
Family traces back to "royal" times in England, with the extremely long name of "Hargrave-Thomas"
Commonly referred to as "H-T"
BECAUSE I'M HARGRAVE-THOMAS THAT'S WHY
Yes, it's hyphenated... no MY parents didn't do it, my great great great great great great grand parents did.
No, not HARGROVE... it's HARGRAVE!
Screw it, my last name is H-T.
Yes, it's hyphenated... no MY parents didn't do it, my great great great great great great grand parents did.
No, not HARGROVE... it's HARGRAVE!
Screw it, my last name is H-T.
by hotel-tango October 17, 2008

The act of giving a back-alley abortion and forcing your patient to pay for it with sex. Warning: One disgraceful thomas may lead to another.
by Spence January 24, 2005

Thomas Simons is a 17 year old British streamer/youtuber that goes by "Tommyinnit" that has all the girlfriends.
by uwu.beans.owo May 5, 2021

A hot half-asian teenage boy who has the full package, the looks, sporty, beautiful eyes and some boys would turn gay for him. He is daddy.
by hectic asian May 13, 2016
