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Shitty Thomas

1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.
by  PimpUigi October 31, 2011
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Fort Thomas

A overwhelmingly conservative Kentucky city with a population of about 17000 that is three miles south of Cincinnati.About half of the town's population consists of blonde rich mothers who drive SUVS and Range Rovers, yet still complain about gas. The town is almost completely white and crazy pro life republican, though a few minorities and liberals can be spotted on the notorious South Side of Town. The teenagers of the town go to high school at either Highlands or Newport Catholic and for the most part think that they are thugs even though their mothers drive them everywhere. The Cops will pull you over and search you if you go one mile over the speed limit or look like you are from the god forsaken towns of Dayton or Newport. Fort Thomas is safe, but snooty.
"Dude, the lady in the Suburban with the Bush '04 sticker won't stop staring at me, she must've never seen a black person, typical Fort Thomas."
by Lars Whalen June 17, 2008
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john thomas

male organ (mostly used in England)
let me introduce you to John Thomas
by john cresswell July 16, 2008
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Hargrave-Thomas

Last name of a HUGE family primarily located in Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, Florida, and parts of the UK.

Family traces back to "royal" times in England, with the extremely long name of "Hargrave-Thomas"

Commonly referred to as "H-T"
BECAUSE I'M HARGRAVE-THOMAS THAT'S WHY

Yes, it's hyphenated... no MY parents didn't do it, my great great great great great great grand parents did.

No, not HARGROVE... it's HARGRAVE!

Screw it, my last name is H-T.
by hotel-tango October 17, 2008
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Disgraceful Thomas

The act of giving a back-alley abortion and forcing your patient to pay for it with sex. Warning: One disgraceful thomas may lead to another.
Sinking into a deep depression after her fourth disgraceful thomas, Sally took her own life.
by Spence January 24, 2005
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thomas simons

Thomas Simons is a 17 year old British streamer/youtuber that goes by "Tommyinnit" that has all the girlfriends.
guy: hey do you watch thomas simons?

girl: no, whos thomas simons?
guy: tommyinnit.
by uwu.beans.owo May 5, 2021
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thomas bush

A hot half-asian teenage boy who has the full package, the looks, sporty, beautiful eyes and some boys would turn gay for him. He is daddy.
by hectic asian May 13, 2016
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