Squeeze and leave

Similar to dine and dash. Squeeze and leave is when you take a poop and do not wipe.
Person 1: Hurry! We have to leave right now
Person 2: Okay i just did a squeeze and leave we can go
by Lord of fartz August 07, 2019
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Don’t leave me on paused

This is when you are on FaceTime. Then someone yells at you when you accidentally go on Instagram and you leave them on paused. Because they need all the attention from you.
Ali A- DON’T LEAVE ME ON PAUSED JESS

Jess- Oh sorry
by Vineisalive123 July 11, 2018
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you need to leave

A phrase that someone will tell you when they need you to vacate their immediate vicinity.
Person 1: You need to leave
Person 2: But-
Person 1: NOW!
Person 2: ok ok
by PseuDoneWithThis April 08, 2024
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Leave His legs crossed

To shoot a man while he’s running away
Jaquan said he would Leave His legs crossed
by YungSatana1300Chicago June 08, 2021
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Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.
Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.
by Bayesoir December 31, 2019
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keep your leaves on

1. Directed at a person or group acting crazy, loud, or socially/culturally inappropriate to behave in an acceptable manner.

2. Slang for keeping it together
1. "Bro, keep your leaves on and stop yelling at me."
2. To a large group about to get rowdy: "Whoa - keep your leaves on guys."
by Usul March 08, 2024
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Leave it to Deaver

What Washington's crooked higher echelon said during the Raygun years when crafty good ol' boy "Devious Deaver" was Prune-Face's Deputy Chief of Staff, anytime they were a subject of investigation by Congress, they would always just trust "The Deav" to fib and waffle on their behalf.
Whenever ol' Ronnie's shifty-eyed administration officials came under scrutiny, they would just tell "The Deav" about the situation, and then assure each other, "No worries now --- we'll just leave it to Deaver to get us out of this mess."
by QuacksO August 27, 2017
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