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Weenis

Guy 1: What's that on your elbow?
Guy 2: My weenis....
by One off handle July 28, 2022
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Weenie

"But Michigan is a pack of cheaters" Annoyed Public: "Shut up you weenie!"
by An old fart January 8, 2024
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Really tiny weenie

Another way of saying micropenis, very small and skinny
Gryphon has a really tiny weenie.
by Qazzaqwert September 22, 2017
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Chocolate weenie

A chocolate weenie is a spongy yellow cake on a stick containing carbohydrates, fat, glucose, yeast, and protein that is covered in chocolate.
Hey Jan, wanna go out for chocolate weenies?
by JohnnyBlueberryTree March 6, 2016
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Teenie weenie issues

A bloke who has to overcompensate his small cock size by acting like a chauvinistic pig
Lila: I dumped my boyfriend cause his penis was smaller than a cell

Ellie: I could tell

Lila: how?

Ellie: cause he’s a chauvinistic annoying abusive cunt

Ellie: teenie weenie issues right there glad I dodged a bullet
by Castaway_lillypad December 30, 2022
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Sleepy weenie

When you drink so much alcohol and try to bring a girl back home, only to find your member not responding to his orders.
I took Beth home last night but she was not happy with my sleepy weenie.
by Joey Norris December 28, 2018
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kermy weeny

a girl who smells like beef curry and looks like a turtle

and slays the day
is that curry? dang r u kermy weeny?
by slaythedayyy April 25, 2024
mugGet the kermy weenymug.

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