SOAP?

The best way of showing your confusion is asking someone this very simple question. Coined by a youtube poop

Fred: So I was looking at her nipples and then I did this thing with the blah blah blah....
Billy: SOAP?

by HUMBAR January 19, 2010

Soap

Soap is a peace of chemicals that only sinners use.

Jim: I use soap

Karen: SINNER

by Mommasnale October 20, 2019

Soap

Sexy old age Pensioner

Look at the soap over there, she’s gotta b pushing 70

by Fordy1 May 9, 2024

soap cube

When a guy drops a bar of soap in the middle of a shower with 4 other men surrounding. As he goes to pick the up the bar of soap, the 4 men proceed to simultaneously enter their penis' into the mans anus thus creating a cube shape.

I totally got soap cubed yesterday.

by Aynos mahrud August 30, 2013

The Soap Curse

The Soap Curse is when you beat your meat with with some sort of soap, usually shampoo, conditioner, body wash, or hand soap. Doing this consistently will result in the formation of hard and shell-like dead skin on the full exterior of your penis, sometimes even on the tip. Following this is a days long process of peeling the previously mentioned dead skin, with an end result of a much softer and smoother member.

“Have you heard? James has the soap curse, he’s in for a lot of peeling.”

by The True Dumbass March 11, 2024

Willy soap

1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.

"Dude, I have knob cheese, I need to use some willy soap!"

by l-Unicorn October 16, 2008

Soap

Genocidal slur against fat people.

Look at all that soap at the Weight Watchers meeting.

NO SOAP ALLOWED ON THIS BEACH!

by Keith Sable October 26, 2018