Salmon

Best.friend.ever. One of the best people I've ever met and even will see the minion movie with me😉 she's a gorgeous girl and is honestly amazing. Whenever I'm sad,she's there for me. Whenever I'm happy,she's there to be happy with me. Whenever I succeed in something,she's always there to celebrate with me. We've been friends since last June and has stuck me since then and always will. We will spend every chance we get together and will never chat shit no matter what happened. My bestf nickname is salmon so thats why I used the word salmon,her name is samanta 💪

Me: my mum said u can come over
Salmon: on my way.

by Katy Perry 4 life July 1, 2022

Alaskan Salmon Bake

When you are really drunk and you and the lass have a go but instead of going to the John she holds it in all night. Baking it slowly in her juices. Then in the morning before she goes to the John you eat the fishy smelling mixture out of her and spit some in her mouth so she can enjoy it.

Yeah Sally is a bit large but Damn she knows how to do an Alaskan Salmon Bake. We got blasted and passed out and in the morning she woke me up to eat it

by Eagle80 September 3, 2025

Salmon Can

A penis, that is wider then it is shorter. This is a term used when around a group of people, and you don't want them to know you hooked up with someone that wrecked your pussbox. Instead of saying Chode, you say Salmon Can

Whore 1 - Damn, that nigga had a chode last night, total...
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.

by ObeyYourHeart February 3, 2010

salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023

Locally Salmon

A person who don't do much but do they fart.

Jennifer is locally salmon. It's kind of hot.

by LetterFren September 12, 2021

Salmon Cookie

When a woman who hasn't showered wipes herself from clit to crack and eats the toilet paper.

Last week Bill told me I smelled like a fish, so I baked him a Salmon Cookie!

by WeAreLegion9278 June 27, 2020

salmon idaho

Salmon Idaho, A beautiful little town in the middle of b.f.e. idaho with grocery store that charges considerably more than they need to, you can shop anywhere you want as long as it's in the window of Monday- Friday 10 am- 7pm if you are lucky. They have a barbershop with a totally hot barber she is super nice also. Salmon also has plenty of drugs if you are interested it's not hard to find whatever you are looking for.... sometimes easier than buying groceries.

I will drive hours from anywhere in idaho to get to salmon Idaho, and turn around and drive hours back to civilization.

by Rasy31 June 3, 2024