The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.

"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*

by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023

star mango

a fornite “it girl” who think they’re better than everyone else

you see that Star mango over there

by Bardley January 2, 2024

Wango Mango

To Wango somebody's Mango

Take it as you will.....

I wanna wango mango you bro...

by Ndjeic8d March 18, 2024

Mango Loco

The sweetest,juiciest,bubbliest nectar to ever exist. It is superior to all the other Monster Energy flavours. Not only does it have the best can design but the flavour is immaculate. Apparently, the pure taste of it can make you ascend to Heaven.

“What Monster flavour did you get me?”
“Oh, just Mango Loco.”
“Please bare my children.”

by YourStonerUncle November 23, 2022

Mango

The fruit dutch wants to farm in Tahiti

Dutch: We are going to farm Mangoes in Tahiti!

by Shinra4300 December 15, 2023

Mango

The end of all things, i.e. apocalypse. Typically said when reading or seeing something so stupid you wish for the end of the world just to make it stop.

"Did you see they raised interest rates again? Ugh, gimme mango."

by Original Ginge November 13, 2023

space mango

The clitoris. To pleasure a lady, you must find the Space Mango.

Delores: so how was your date with Rocky?
Gwensy: well he couldn't find the Space Mango, if you know what i mean?
Delores: i don't follow you.
Gwensey: the clit. You incel.
Delores: Cripes!

by Deathshark August 10, 2018