gnomes vs knights

CRAWLY runs around his local H&M In, Warsaw, Poland battling knights in a roleplay and fun-filled passion.

Who is better, Gnomes vs Knights?

by Crypso-Z67R July 21, 2024

Krusty Gnome

A sex act wherein participants engage in Doggy-style intercourse, using gravel as lubricant while loudly bleating like mortally wounded goats.

The neighbors complain every time I give Kristy the old Krusty Gnome treatment.

by HotKarlRustyTromboner May 8, 2024

Chrome 'a' gnome

A happily featured gnome with down syndrome.

My neighbour just bought me a welcome gift it was a chrome 'a' gnome.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Liquor Gnome

Evil trickster gnomes that run around and cause any inconvenience to you while you are consuming alcohol.

Liquor Gnomes can be avoided by carrying around a personal gnome to act as a camouflage, as gnomes have no interest in harming their own kind.

Person 1: "What happened to you last night? You broke your glasses and then disappeared to go sing karaoke after we finished all of those beers."
Person 2: "The Liquor Gnomes got to me."

by MannytheBatman May 20, 2024

The Butthole Gnome

A terrible creature of the night who crawls up your asshole and sets up camp in your prostate.

Girl 1: Oh my God, what are we doing?

Girl 2, pouring a salt circle on the ground: Summoning The Butthole Gnome, of course.

by ChloroformShmoroform March 6, 2024