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burrito shelf

A narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.
Passenger: "Dude, where can I put these drumsticks?"
Driver: "Stick them in the burrito shelf."
by streetwedge November 20, 2009
mugGet the burrito shelfmug.

burrito rat

An offensive term referring to a person who is of Mexican descent. Usually a term used to describe a Mexican who is any of the following: unintelligent, slow, cowardly, or pathetic.
You know, Hernando is cute but the fact he's going out with that ugly ho is proof he's just another burrito rat.
by Operata January 7, 2011
mugGet the burrito ratmug.

burrito fucker

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.
Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.
by SovietSupremeTaco December 6, 2015
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burrito nap

A light to deep nap experienced after consuming a burrito with duration of which directly proportionate to the quality of the Mexican man or woman who created it.
Im totally having a burrito nap! That shit was real!
by Englishsi July 11, 2015
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burrito bunny

White chick that dates Mexican or Latino men
That Mexican lovin white girl is a burrito bunny.
by Colostomy May 1, 2019
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Backwards-burrito

When some hooker is giving you a blowjob-from-behind, and you cum in her mouth and fart in her face at the same time.
Hey Fred, last night I gave my girlfriend a backwards-burrito
by Meistro bojango October 30, 2016
mugGet the Backwards-burritomug.

fecal burrito

The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.
That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.
by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012
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