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Ninja Whipped

a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.

b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.
A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)

B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"
by Melly Traumatic October 25, 2010
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Redneck Whip

That's a long antennae that goes twangy, twangy, twangy.
Just got passed by a good old boy in an old pick 'em up truck and that boy had him a redneck whip that was whipping back and forth and around and up and down and every which way but loose, I leaned my head out the window just a bit and damned if that thing didn't' just give me the closest shave I have ever had.
by easy_star July 20, 2022
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nopussy whipped

a guy who does pretty much everything a girl asks of him, and does NOT get laid for it. Therefore he is most likely referred to as the gay guy friend to the girl, who she trusts not to try anything. If this is you, you probably don't have many friends.
A guy who talks to a girl everyday and hangs out with her as much as possible, or whenever she will hang out with him. And gets nothing out of it. If this is you, you are nopussy whipped.
by bigdawginthelog March 13, 2010
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Whipping that sandwich

Normally used by taxi drivers driving through the streets
Is work any good bill ? Yeah I’ve been whipping that sandwich
by Tommy da flutes June 13, 2018
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slime whip

Person 1: can I get a ride home? I drank too much.
Person 2: Enough out of you Jace. Back in Guania we had to slime whip everywhere or we would be legally penalized.
by munfan August 20, 2021
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whip wham

a slang for short period or haste.
can u like hurry up so we can go to jem's perty in a whip wham.
by Mikoi February 6, 2008
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Puppy Whipped

Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.
My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.
by Quaker's Oats69 April 21, 2020
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