Giving someone "the look" or commenting/throwing shade when someone is less that six feet from others than family members/SO.
by GenXtra66 March 18, 2020

by bongdongle March 25, 2019

1; Performing advanced erotic (sometimes dangerous) sexual acts to Kayla-May.
2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
2; to broaden Kayla-May's sexual horizon, and knowledge of her sexuality through the demanding instructions, and stern discipline of her "Master".
"Man last night was lit af, she let me go 50 shades of May on her ass with some nylon rope, a bullwhip, and a gag ring!"
Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
Kayla-May patiently waited for her Master to begin the days "50 shades of May" lesson.
by Batsquirrel May 13, 2019

The act of talking about and shading one of your closest friends to someone else. Most probably because they've gotten on your nerves, or are acting stupid.
by yourunclesdeadcat June 13, 2018

- "You’re more eager than Trump at a tanning convention!"
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
- “Really?? — You need to upgrade your shade!”
by adroxx April 26, 2023

A crude term for an individual with an alarmingly large number of STD/STIs or love bugs, regardless of whether they show signs of them or not.
Shit Monkey: "That whore of a man, Testicle Tim, has slept around so much that he's finally contracted every STD known to man."
Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"
Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."
Fuckhead Fred: "Hey, he be gots them 50 Shades of AIDS!"
Shit Monkey: "You fucking dumbass, there are way more VDs than AIDS."
by Testostices McSourpenis August 30, 2019

Coined by Bay Area website thesaucerus.com in 2017. Means I'm not trying to insult, talk bad about, nor am I mad about something; I'm just saying.
You're on the phone with G and have said ok 9 times. You've said goodbye 6 times. You're trying to hang up, but they keep talking. "Damn G, I said I gotta go! You talk too much man. No smoke, no shade, no salt. but for real though."
by TheSauceBeats December 14, 2018
