You grab a peace of paper and fold it by the corner and use it as a shank to give a paper cut to someone’s eyes, nose, gums, tip of a dick, etc. GUARANTEED BLEED 🩸. Any paper is welcome, graph paper, construction paper, and holy shit, sand paper.
Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.
Another form of paper treatment is where you grab someone’s skull and crush it so hard, that it crumbles like paper. This one is the most popular.
Billy Loomis: I tied up that fucker to a chair
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*
Sammy Samster: I am going to give him the paper treatment!
*SammySamster proceeds to fucking cut Nash with paper*
by Smile 😐 October 2, 2023

by Niqqa y March 14, 2019

Holy shit, man. This is graduate school quality work. Like I don't know what you want to do in life, but you'll be one of the greatest in your fields - (Professor response to an incidence of recycling papers, unbeknownst to him)
by Jeremiah Collins June 1, 2015

by Gr3en1em0n December 15, 2021

"It's just Dirty Paper, I'll make more" replied JoeJoe when Sheriff's Deputies confiscated $65k of His Matress Money.
by Lanny Malone December 2, 2019

Anything made of paper that you can blow your nose on such as tissue, toilet paper, paper towels etc.
by dob bobolina November 13, 2010

private 1: man did you hear about tim? they gave him a bad discharge an now he has to submit an apeal to have his discharge upgraded!
private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!
private 2: little did he know that some bad paper would keep him from being able to do anything else in his life!
by switch1twitch April 21, 2010
