designated mall

This is the mall that is the closest to your house. The one you visit often.

I'm going to stonecrest mall, it's only ten minutes away from my house. Discover mills is to far it's not my designated mall.

by Princessofdasouth July 30, 2016

mall drag

what you would describe the attire of a drag performer when the clothes look like they’re from the mall or the performer looks like they could be on their way to the mall.

i’m tired of drag queens taking out loans to go on rupaul’s drag race, bring back mall drag.

by exogiino February 20, 2025

kop mall

A mall in King of Prussia that rich kids from the main line go to to take instagram pictures and juul (also not rich kids from the surrounding kinda ghetto areas but not rlly ghetto lol). You might be very overwhelmed by the sheer vastness of this mall you might be able to catch a wild middle schooler hanging out at pacsun or pink. Beware of this mall on weeks before major holidays or on big sale days. If you want actual good food you have to go to the fancy food court near all the luxury brands.

PS for all the good stores go in through nordstrom

YO, do you guys wanna hang at kop mall on friday?
yeah the popular kids from bcms might be there!

Friend 1: Let's go to aerie at kop mall I need a new bra.
Friend 2: Sure we can stop in Abercrombie
Friend 1: OMG NO DIDN'T YOU WATCH SHANES NEW DOCU-SERIES

by one of the many mayas February 21, 2019

Malling

A town in Denmark.

We went through Malling on our way to Aarhus.

by Wilson the Human January 11, 2022

Dead Mall Theory

Dead Mall Theory posits a multifaceted critique of modern consumerism and the evolving landscape of digital and physical spaces. Drawing inspiration from the eerie aesthetic of the Backrooms and the nostalgic satire of vaporwave Micro-culture, it explores the decline of traditional malls as emblematic of broader societal shifts.
At its core, Dead Mall Theory echoes the sentiment of the Dead Internet Theory, suggesting that just as malls become "dead" when anchor stores vanish, online spaces are increasingly dominated by bots and AI-generated content, displacing genuine human interaction and agency. This convergence reflects the erosion of authentic connection and the commodification of both physical and virtual environments under the pressures of mass production and consumer capitalism.

I love walking along these halls, such a calming atmosphere but this place isn't making money so dead mall theory is in full effect. I have memories of playing in this spot at the arcade as a kid. Now the movie theatre is gone and the food court is half empty.

by Nukem6 May 4, 2024

going to the mall

“Going to the mall” refers to taking Molly, hence “mall”
Coined by the Midge Bitch Gang, the phrase, “going to the mall” was used as a code word when conversing in the presence of snakes

Fiend #1: Bro you can do anything, but save going to the mall for another night

Fiend #2: Ugh fine I’ll do acid instead

by catsnakeghost June 5, 2018

Malled Out

An off-roader that believes someone else's vehicle can't do a trail / obstacle because they haven't spent stupid amount of money on wasted items that are not needed for such trail / obstacle.

Dick is so Malled Out because he doesn't think Jim's stock JK can drive up a 1 foot ledge because he doesn't have dual lockers and 35 inch tires.

by Joshyutah October 13, 2017