A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Bryanmug. by Fortnitebattlepass2000 March 18, 2024
Get the Bryan Bitemug. bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.
by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022
Get the bryan (discord 12 year old)mug. Bryan’s has an amazing music taste, sense of style, also funny but can be an asshole sometimes. Often gets mistake for a Brian, Braian, Bryen, never Bryan
by Sadvillainy November 21, 2021
Get the Bryanmug. by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018
Get the Bryan’s luckmug. A ball busting legend who takes blows to the testicles. This man fears nothing and his balls can answer first hand. He is a true professional, this man can take multiple blows and even needles to the BALLS! He has been seen to be “ball boxed”, kneed, kicked, slapped, punched, squished, squeezed, sounded, injected, skewered, and weighted! This man’s real name is Juan!
Juan is Bryan!
Juan is Bryan!
Bryan: Please destroy my balls I’m the infamous Bryan Balldacious!
Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?
Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
Ballbuster: I’m going to bust your balls real good, but before, what’s your real name?
Bryan: Juan, Juan the ballbustee!
by CMBD_MD February 27, 2025
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by aylie March 26, 2022
Get the bryanmug.