Extracurdickular activities

Jacking off

I participated in extracurdickular activities last night

by psychaotic boss May 4, 2017

Marsden Activities

An activity that involves limited movement, effort, or thought to accomplish. Often associated with the role of a Reddit Moderator or similar internet "jobs". In particular, a Marsden Activity involves some sort of technology holding the attention of the culprit for numerous hours at a time.

Person 1: Oh I've been so unproductive, all I've done today is lay in bed and watch TV
Person 2: That's the biggest Marsden Activity I've ever heard
Person 1: And I didn't have enough time to cook dinner so I ordered too much junk food!
Person 2: These Marsden Activities are stacking!

by CC-8770 December 11, 2023

Active Chumming

When a fisherman is performing intercourse with their spouse and spontaneous vomits. This creates chum which can be used later in the day. Human discharge may also be added to said chum

“I decided that me and (spouse) should do some active chumming and now we’ve got a years worth of supply!”

by Floppy Taco February 19, 2024

Ghoul Activity

Noun / The hobby of absolutely violating enemy players as Yoru in the Riot Games Game "Valorant"

"That was absolute fucking ghoul activity"

"Yeah that guy just fucking annihilated you with his shorty"

by Day 69 Off Perc July 19, 2022

Active Recall

Active recall means trying to remember things without looking.
It helps your brain get better at keeping the information

“Instead of rereading my notes, I used active recall by closing the book and trying to explain the topic in my own words.”

by zxcvjean July 28, 2025

Actively Procrastinated

Doing something, anything, other than the thing you are supposed to be doing. Avoiding the assigned task by completing unrelated tasks.

Steven actively procrastinated by cleaned the entire house to avoid doing his tax returns.

by Titleist2002 May 20, 2023

activate the glutes

Tighten your butthole, because shits about to get real

Josh, you better activate the glutes when you banging your girl and she tries to check your oil!

by LilMudCricket May 26, 2018