No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

Slurp gash soda

When a homeless woman washes her vagina in a bucket in a public place and then proceeds to drink the water afterwards.

The woman will slurp gash soda after she's done washing her cunt.

by Larry David 420 November 14, 2018

gash to nash

The ratio of girls (gash) to boys (nash) in a room or place.

What a crap gash to nash ratio,were never gunna pull

by ifiwantsomethingilltakeit March 23, 2011

Gash Mash

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Gash Mash is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well. Another name for a vagina is gash.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Gash Mash! Like, tots embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

gash

Girlz or Girlz Bein Rude... Another Word For A minge.

I Just Saw A Loada Gash At the Park.

She Flashed Her Gash.

by SumRandomSumbodi September 27, 2006

Gash

A soulmate couple that are destined

Oh it’s gash they are meant to be

by anonymous July 31, 2021

Axe gash

A slang term for a woman's pudendal cleft, particularly during menstruation when it resembles a bloody wound.

Kelly had a heavy flow from her axe gash.

by Space guru April 4, 2022