Hot Mess

Jizz. Ejaculate. Semen. That's right , this is where this popular term originates from.

He left a hot mess on the sheets

by Codecaps February 02, 2018

Hot Mess

a sexy person who has a shit face when he/she drinks.

Penn State Dude: I wanna goto Juniata and meet some smart sexy girls tonight?

Juniata Girl: I know I am smart and sexy but I am such a hot mess when i am drunk.

by jc_sherwood1 August 29, 2011

Hot Mess

When she is way hot but she is super clumsy

Have you seen that chick Ashley? She's the really hot one that's always getting hurt bc she's so clumsy. I swear she's a hot mess.

by BearCherryPie August 04, 2021

hot mess

A creative platform created by Generational icon Luka Sabbat and photographer Noah Dillon, capitalising on the fascinatingly unattractive and disorganised. Creative products include video, photography, editorial billboards, galleries, and merch. Latest projects include Margiela footwear campaign and Roberto Cavalli sneaker campaign as well as film "My America" in collaboration with American Apparel.

"yo did you go to the Hot Mess gallery show"
"yeah my dude it was fire"

by kingkenny March 04, 2019

Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere

I made a huge dick-mess today

by GaleWeathers October 01, 2022

No Mess

The patented 'no mess' dump - taking a crap the size of a minivan before wiping your ass to find no evidence whatsoever on the paper. May be combined with the ghost poop or phantom shit for the holy grail of defecation. The sense of triumph, wellbeing and euphoria that accompany a no mess are without equal.

'Dude, I just took a shit the size of a house and.... NO MESS!... NO MESS!... WOO!'

by renstar July 05, 2015

big o' mess

(adj.) another term used to describe a crazy person or situation. filler when you can't think of anything better to say. not meant to be taken personally.

That RN is a big o' mess for sleeping with the surgeon.

by Kosmik March 30, 2010