mckinney, texas

man, did you hear mac town is the fastest growing city in the nation even though they continue to be #1 for High magazine?
by vera! February 23, 2005
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texas penny

Moe: I bet you a hundred dollars I can beat you at arm wrestling
Texan: A Texas penny it is
by lance... April 25, 2008
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texas drought

refers to something or someone hot. this term comes from the song "The bad Touch"
damn that girl's a texas drought!
by ShellBert February 18, 2005
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Buttrape, Texas

A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.
1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!
by OctopusJones January 08, 2011
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texas terminator

When you put a fist in the butt and one in the vag.
Man i gave that airman the ultimate texas terminator
by Kaysee Thompson June 23, 2006
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Mabank, Texas

A small town where kids pull up with a lip full of dip in their 4x4’s to school, and no one gives a crap because they’re probably related. Yee yee Bubba.
Have you ever been to Mabank, Texas?
No one has
by Tko10 February 17, 2019
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texas torcher

The act of lighting a significant other's skin on fire with a blowtorch and engaging in sexual intercourse while burning up
Dude, I was sitting by the campfire next to my babe...and seeing her and the fire so close to each other made me really antsy for a texas torcher.
by jdog9131 December 09, 2019
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