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Trrorism is a common mispelling of errorism. If you misspeel this werd, you're a terrorist so fuck you.

Terrorism is a branch of marketing. Unlike other dishonest marketers who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.

The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful. People just did not show up.

One day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.

And the rest is history.
“Terrorism is best consumed with butter and your girlfriend

~ Oscar Wilde on Popcorn
by Kodiac1 July 3, 2006
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terroristically

and southern way of saying terror threat.
When Pimp C went HAM on the hot 97.9 DJ because she wanted him to open at a concert for Baby and Lil Wayne....he said she called his P.O. and said that he TERRORISTICALLY Thredded Hur...Ya Dig!!!!!!!

this shit is on youtube..check it out
by Shadi Ladi October 21, 2010
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Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes

Just one of the many alter egos of funny good shit Youtube parody rapper and singer Dylan Fiore, along with Brony Homo, Lil Racist, Old Rice and Young Rice, Karenita and many more. One has made so many great songs, like My God Is Great (So Far So Great PARODY), Gyarrah Conspiracy (Bad Romance PARODY), Never Faggot (Never Say Never PARODY), and the greatest recent Jihad Film Song, Durka (Gooba Parody). Oh And BTW I am TWTB (CHECK MY VIDS at DYLAN FIORE!!
Yo, Terrorist With Two Taquito Boxes Has Got Dynamite In Those Taquitos, And Two Boxes Equals Two Towers! BTW: I Am Dylan Fiore (Check My Vids.)
by The DylINator November 2, 2020
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Terraria

1. Plural for ‘Terrarium’
2. An amazing side scroller game with many bosses and cool stuff. Some people say its 2d minecraft, and thats wrong. In fact, terraria was the only reason i am writing this. Ignore 1. This is what the word was made for. Back to ‘2d minecraft’. It came after minecraft, so some people call it a ripoff. Ok, yes, it IS 2d minecraft, but at least with 1000000000% more content. Try it, you’ll like it. Oh and please add this to urban dictionary, i am in school writing this and can’t risk getting into trouble. FOR all that hard work. Oh and one more thing....

Impending doom approaches...
1. I got terraria
2. I play terraria
by Darkness666 November 22, 2020
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Terrarian

Someone who only eats creatures and plants (found) on land.
Pescatarians only eat fish, but fish are my friends so I can't eat them. I only eat animals from the land. I'm a terrarian.
by X/Mac July 13, 2021
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ear terrorism

When something annoying seeks to invade your sanity such as an announcer who repeats a phone # four times, a dog barking all day or listening to Greta Van Susterin.

Whatever it is that seeks to seriously aggravate your hearing or listening.
Jon: I can't stand listening to those commercials on the Buffalo radio. The announcer thinks were dumb by repeating the phone # like 10 times over
Jan: Bloody ear terrorism !
by Byron Whiteson II August 24, 2009
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fecal terrorist

A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.
*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.

Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
by bowthruster01 January 22, 2019
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