by babycakes253 February 21, 2011
Get the Teaner mug.Tanner is someone who will change your life forever. They're absolutely perfect. They're sweet, generous, loving, and extremely cuddly, like a teddy bear. They're always there for you, and if you let them will love you with all of their heart, always and forever. Tanner is strong, and has the most beautiful brown eyes in the world. The freckle in his left eye will always make you smile, and their warm colour will always make you feel safe. Tanner is a good listener, a great friend, in fact he will be your best friend and the love of your life. Tanners are tall, and give the best forehead kisses. Not to mention kisses in general. Tanner has the softest lips, and his kisses are so sensual and passionate, and for this reason you will always dream of his lips on yours. Tanners are also amazing in bed, and always make you feel good. They are the most selfless people you will ever meet. Tanners are positive and happy people who always find a way to cheer you up, usually involving your favourite comfort food. He's great at Mario Kart, but will let you win once in a while. But overall, Tanner is perfect. You will never meet anyone who makes you fall in love as quickly or as passionately as a Tanner, and there is no one you would rather spend the rest of your life with.
Person 1: Who's that sexy man over there?
Person 2: That's Tanner, isn't he perfect? I'll love him forever and always
Person 2: That's Tanner, isn't he perfect? I'll love him forever and always
by Sarah the Koala Bear May 7, 2017
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A very good place for anyone looking for a good education and a good laugh at the same time. Here are some tips to Northerners before you move here:
1: The food is called grits, notice the s, the food is not a grit, it is called grits
2: If you see girls saying "like" every other word, it is prefectly normal
3: If you are over age 10, female, and you like Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus stay away from Tennessee
4: Y'all is in the dictionary, get over it
5: 3/4 of the female population in Tennessee is "girly-girl"
so if you came to Tennessee to meet a "tomboy", good luck with that
6: Weather is unpredictable. It snows in April and is over 105 degrees F in October
7: In martial arts, there is almost no karate schools or other martial arts except for Tae kwon Do, you will find about 50 of those
8: There is a McDonalds in almost every town yet barely anybody is overweight
9: "I don't give a crap is just another way of saying, "I didn't much sleep last night"
10: Lastly, if you think you can just move here and be country then you obviously don't know a thing
1: The food is called grits, notice the s, the food is not a grit, it is called grits
2: If you see girls saying "like" every other word, it is prefectly normal
3: If you are over age 10, female, and you like Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus stay away from Tennessee
4: Y'all is in the dictionary, get over it
5: 3/4 of the female population in Tennessee is "girly-girl"
so if you came to Tennessee to meet a "tomboy", good luck with that
6: Weather is unpredictable. It snows in April and is over 105 degrees F in October
7: In martial arts, there is almost no karate schools or other martial arts except for Tae kwon Do, you will find about 50 of those
8: There is a McDonalds in almost every town yet barely anybody is overweight
9: "I don't give a crap is just another way of saying, "I didn't much sleep last night"
10: Lastly, if you think you can just move here and be country then you obviously don't know a thing
Random woman at shoneys (northerner): excuse me, is this a grit?
Me (from Tennessee): yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: So that is a grit?
Me: yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: Thank you for showing me what a grit is
Me: -_- no problem
Me (from Tennessee): yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: So that is a grit?
Me: yes ma'am that is the gritsssssss
Random woman: Thank you for showing me what a grit is
Me: -_- no problem
by You think I would really tell you? April 6, 2008
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Get the Meat Tenderizer mug.When having sex doggy style while facing a full length mirror, you tell the girl that you are having sex with that she is making a terrible mistake.
And then when the man finishes he tells the girl that he hopes that she learned her lesson....cue the music.
**The man must be wearing a cardigan while practicing the Danny Tanner**
And then when the man finishes he tells the girl that he hopes that she learned her lesson....cue the music.
**The man must be wearing a cardigan while practicing the Danny Tanner**
"Kimmy, you've been a bad neighbor. Time for a Danny Tanner. I hope you learned an important lesson at our house today."
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