jade telon

scorpio minor who has an affair with Juanito feito

You see that mf who just got off the getbus? We call them Jade Telon s round deez parts.

by bh4dbh4b13 February 19, 2022

Jasmine Tello

Basically Bella Hadid. Total gym rat and is an ally to the blacks and the fags 💜 So sexy and sigma. Loves her man.

“Yo Santi, Jasmine Tello is such a big booty Latina”

by Sigmasigmaonthewall69 March 1, 2025

dji tello

A small drone actually developed by ryze, it was designed to teach coding or something like that. More of a toy than an actual drone used for drone purposes. Not worth it anymore when better entry level dji drones like the neo exist and are a million times better.

The dji tello is truly a beginner drone. Honestly spending the extra money on a Neo is worth it as the neo has longer flight time and range and won’t chop ur fingers up if u grab it midair.

by smoking & vaping is for losers August 18, 2025

abby gomez tello

Abby is the most amazing person. Although a hard exterior, her inner warmth will melt you!! She’s as great as her writing skills are, and is as sweet as sugar... when she wants to be. Don’t be fooled, abby can be the definition of a sadist at times, but she’s my sadist and that’s what I love about her :)<3

Guy: hey dude have you seen abby gomez tello?
Guy 2: yeah, who hasn’t?? she’s radiating good vibes

by kpopfanheje November 23, 2021

Shiver my tabloids

To express an emphasis

Wow that scared me shiver my tabloids

by Anonymous234321 April 19, 2024

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024