Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.

Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

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four foot tall and toothless

1. to be four feet tall and have no teeth

2. to look like ass

Robert-I have a GIRLFRIEND

Zach-dude shes four foot tall and toothless

Robert (puts his pointer finger and thumb on his nose and looks side to side)

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 09, 2009

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six foot tall and bulletproof

meaning thinking you're super strong and nothing can hurt you

"Yepp I walked up to the fight all by myself, no weapon or none. You know I think I'm six foot tall and bulletproof."

by kashmunnii November 14, 2021

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National kick tall people in the balls day

On October 22nd, after National Throw Short People day has ended, anyone can kick anyone who is 5’6 or taller in the balls without repercussions, unless they themselves are 5’6 or taller.

boy 1: man it was fun throwing short people

boy 2: do you know what today is though

boy 1: national kick tall people in the balls day
boy 2: FUCK

by kyleissupergay April 07, 2023

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