"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"
"Nope"
"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."
"Nope"
"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."
by darkwhitein1955 January 11, 2018
A girl that isn't really serious relationship material but serious enough to bring to family thanksgiving. Chances are she will be gone by Christmas.
by kendallcm December 27, 2016
After eating Thanksgiving dinner :
"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "
"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "
by natedog1978 January 19, 2014
Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.
by luckypork July 12, 2011
a couch that is so comfortable that when you sit on it, it feels like you just ate turkey, and you get sleepy and relaxed. may also be used to describe a comfy chair.
"What happened? You were supposed to meet me 3 hours ago!"
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
"Sorry, I sat down on the turkey couch and fell asleep."
by Hillary Claire October 23, 2007
Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".
by Stinky August 29, 2017
The act of staging a fake joke within a large group of people immediately followed by loud rambunctious laughter intended to make others around them think that the laughing party is having the most fun in the room when in reality it's the other way around.
During our celebratory reunion dinner with old friends and colleagues, someone from the adjacent table made a turkey joke in order to combat the genuine fun and laughter our table was producing.
by the universe is mine May 29, 2009