toss artist

tosser syn; professional wanker

He's such a toss artist he's too lazy to get on the dole.

by Robin Brown September 7, 2005

Tossing pancakes

The act of violently kicking and or throwing an object across the room due to anger.

Man that dude is tossing pancakes

by jd2456 April 11, 2011

toss

powder or crystals from the bottom of a container of pot.

when you're finished that bowl, we still have all the toss left man.

by matt June 13, 2005

ring toss

my signature move, after i'm done having sex, i throw take off my condom and throw it against the wall, trying to make it stick.

me: i hooked up with that girl last night
dude: was she good?
me: not really, but i nailed the ring toss
dude: awesome!

by Tex McAlister October 8, 2005

toss salad

to eat someone's ass with jelly or syrup...and like it

"toss my salad bitch"

by bryan newman December 8, 2003

tossed blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done and they are out of toilet paper they eat their ass to clean it.

Tommy was getting a blumpkin from his girl and he had no toilet paper so she licked his asshole clean. Tommy said dam i am lucky u tossed blumpkin you saved the day

by Hollowzero April 11, 2008

toss the soap

Before having gay sex, a way to determine who is on top and who is on bottom. Derived from the term "drop the soap" but in this case the result is desired.

Straight guy: "How do you guys figure out who is on top or who is on bottom?"

Gay guy A: "Well, we lock eyes. Whoever blinks first is on the bottom."

Gay guy B: "Yea, either that or we play toss the soap and the first person who drops it is on the bottom."

by Cheekish May 10, 2007