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google junior

a know it all who always knows what's going on and is full of dumb facts ; someone who spends all there time googling.

also when you ask someone a question and there only response is "iunno google it".
steve - how do I add pictures to my facebook?

me - iunno, google it.

steve - haha your such a google junior.
by brian geiger December 30, 2008
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Google, away!

A phrase said just before hitting the "Enter" button on a Google search. Similar to a superhero's "Up, up, and away."
Friend: Hey, when was the Romantic Era?
Me: I don't know, but let me look it up on Google.
*typity, typity, type*
Google, away!
by WhattaGoof December 2, 2011
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Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.
"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"
by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008
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Google Bitch

1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.

Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker

2) Low rent private detective

3) Back-handed complement of the same
1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.

Clarke: I'm on it chief.

Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?

3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?

Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.

Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
by paleface May 1, 2006
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mind-google

The act of remembering, in the post-Google world.
No, no, no. Let's see if we can't mind-google this one.
by BFSduo November 4, 2010
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According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.
him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...
by allterrain October 6, 2013
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google-a-holic

A person who has typed the phrase 'google-a-holic' into a google search engine is known as a 'google-a-holic'.
Is 'google-a-holic' a word? I dont know, lets google it!
by Wonslynberg September 1, 2013
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