Google slap

In the future, when Google can actually reach out and slap people for asking questions in an online public forum that could have easily been answered with a Google search.

Wow, she really deserves a Google slap for asking the Facebook group where to get a windshield wiper blade fixed!

by Crazy Schnauzer January 21, 2015

Google, away!

A phrase said just before hitting the "Enter" button on a Google search. Similar to a superhero's "Up, up, and away."

Friend: Hey, when was the Romantic Era?
Me: I don't know, but let me look it up on Google.
*typity, typity, type*
Google, away!

by WhattaGoof December 2, 2011

Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008

Google Bitch

1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.

Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker

2) Low rent private detective

3) Back-handed complement of the same

1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.

Clarke: I'm on it chief.

Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?

3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?

Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.

Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!

by paleface May 1, 2006

Google Star

When you search for your name and one of the results on the first page is actually you.

or

When your site shows up on the first page of google's search results.

I search for my name, and the first hit was my owling video.
I'm a google star.

by Glimmerer August 1, 2011

Home Google

An internet search that should be searched at home, as opposed to work or school, where you searching could be monitored.

I wouldn't look up that page at work, it's definitely a home google.

by FirstClassJC September 22, 2009

google speed

A speed that is faster than normal speed.

My website is better than yours because it runs at google speed.

by fittytrent May 10, 2016