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Here's the thing

The statement said either during or immediately following someones attempt to make an extremely valid point that makes the person stop talking and listen to your potentially much less important and usually unrelated opinion. The best setup to a conversational punchline. Ever.
S- "I've never told anyone this before C, but I think I have an authority fettish because of my corrupted relationships to male figureheads in my childhood."
C- "Here's the thing -I'm hungry. Buy me a McDouble."


S- "...So then the condom broke and-"
C- " Here's the thing -I don't have the funds or the reputation to be a godfather to some bastards bastard child. Buy me a McDouble."
by C-dash-Mo December 22, 2008
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Moose - Taming

Moose's are the largest members of the deer family, about the size of a horse. They have thick coats of long, dark-brown hair, humped shoulders, and long thin legs.

However, don't be fooled by this creatures peaceful appearance as they can be highly aggressive. A Moose can charge for no reason at all without warning. If this ever occurs to you, remember the three simple steps to stop the moose charging. This is called Taming The Beast.

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How Do You Tame The Beast?

-When the Moose charges at you carry out these three steps.

1) Choose your thigh which you want to attack, preferably one of the back two thighs as this is where most power comes from.

2) Assume the position - Do this by raising your hand just above your head.

3) TAME - Now run towards the beast, swing your arm round to gather momentum and then slap the palm of your hand on the animals thigh whilst shouting TAME THE BEAST.

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This should cause the animal to withdraw from attack. However, if the animal continues to attack continue to tame with increasing power and force. In the area occurrence in which the beast does not withdraw, grab hold of its antlers and go, ‘Yee-Haa’.

WARNING: Only carry out this in times of desperation.
Taming The Beast should ALWAYS be the last resort as it is an extremely dangerous task to carry out.

There are many ways to prevent a Moose from charging:

- Don't shout abuse at these creatures.
- Always give eye-contact.
- Always treat them with respect.
- Never poke them with large sticks.
- Hunting them WILL result in injury from the moose.
- Do not try and dress them.
- Yelling insults will increase the risk of a charge by 570%
- NEVER throw objects at them unless you have a death wish.
by Pop & Fresh January 11, 2005
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funny things

things that are known to have drugging effect when consumed especially by smoking them ; weed ; marijuana
A : hey, what's wrong with this guy??

B : Saw him smoke funny things last night..

from the song sweet home albama by kid rock
by smartspy007 August 6, 2009
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The thing

What happens when a character in a movie or tv show says the title of that movie/tv show in it. Also known as a Title Drop.
Doc Brown (on TV): "We're sending you BACK TO THE FUTURE!"
Me: "Yo dude they did the thing!"
by Rice Menshorts November 3, 2013
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the little things

Something you enjoyed as a kid, and then, when growing up, thought that it wasn't worth that much. But once you get old, you realize that the happiest days of your life were the childhood days, and the things you did as a kid were the best. Otherwise, it means you have to enjoy the little things in life, instead of waiting for the big things, as there may be none.
- Why did you eat like two bread slices at the all you can eat buffet? You should've taken more.
- The little things, my man, the little things...
by KenM January 4, 2016
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drink things through

A time-honored tradition of thinking things through while drinking a beverage.
You're psycho so there's no point in us meeting to drink things through.
by Sean_Maddox August 22, 2010
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A thing

Border between friendship and an actual relationship
Me and Daniel had a thing however I noticed hown he was a fuckboy so I stopped talking to him
by CalzonManchado February 19, 2017
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