by candy cane and no-more-nomah March 04, 2005
the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.
by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008
A person that thinks they know the best place to get any one specific item of food and that the places you know all suck.
Jason: I love this turkey sandwich
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche
Joey: This sandwich sucks, I know a place with the best turkey sandwich i have ever had
Jason: You are such a Food Douche
by Jasrags August 20, 2009
A guy who will have sex with the most disgusting girl in the room (the girl most likely is so dirty she needs a good douching)
by Nick February 19, 2004
john: dude i was watching the jonas brothers on tv the other day
bob:ya so?
john:i came to the conclusion that they are total douche dispensers!
john:they dispense douches! what faggots!
bob:ya so?
john:i came to the conclusion that they are total douche dispensers!
john:they dispense douches! what faggots!
by JeremyParadise September 29, 2009
I ended up accidentally running a red light because I couldn't see around the douche-wagon in front of me.
My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.
My car got hit in the parking garage because someone had parked their douche-wagon in a compact spot.
by ox gray July 26, 2010
Any individual that makes a statement that is so obnoxious that you can't decide between calling them a douche bag or a retard, so you call them a douche tard.
by BigTimeDoucheTard January 11, 2010