Dirty ted

When a dog bites your dick off and then shits it into your mom's mouth

i did a dirty ted this morning at the park

by August 30, 2022

Ted Hill.

Very cool!

I met Ted Hill yesterday he is very cool.
I love Ted Hill.

by youremotherveryfat April 28, 2021

ted nankivel

the guy that sits next to me and talks about cars

a wild "ted nankivel" has appeared

by CooperBall May 07, 2021

bill & teds homosexual adventure

Bill & teds homosexual adventure is a song by gay punk rock band “Pansy Division”

It’s time for bill & teds homosexual adventure

by Punkrocker!!! May 16, 2023

Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met

Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person

by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023

the kid ted

About become one of the biggest rappers in the world he will hit 1billon followers on Spotify and Instagram in just one decade his first release album will be through the years featuring all the rappers in the world

The kid Ted works with Mr beast

by November 23, 2021

Ted-ing out

The verb ~Ted-ing out~ is to overthink to extreme lengths, as done by Ted Mosby in the show How I Met Your Mother

Girl 1: What if there's no spaces for the job by tomorrow? I have to get my application in tonight!
Girl 2: Bitch, you're totally Ted-ing out rn, you only found out about the space this morning.
Girl 1: Slut tf does "Ted-ing out" mean

by not.beanie July 30, 2023