Teaked

The act of only having a little weed but not being high yet. The same as being buzzed from alcohol.

Bro, I've only had one and a half bowls so I'm teaked.

by hippster_patrol August 26, 2011

teaser beejer

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.

Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.

by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

package teaser

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

taking a taser to a bomb site

Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.

Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security

Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.

by the comand'r February 23, 2018

cock teaser

A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.

The cock teaser sexed the man up.

by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004

Teamer

Those players in a Free for all game mode who are too scared to fight for themselves, so instead they team up with their friend and when they are the only 2, they probably won't do shit till games over.

"Javier and Jacob are fucking teamers in free for all, vote kick them."

by Afellowgamer May 11, 2020

ball-tearer

Australian slang. Something which is fabulously, excellently superb. See ripsnorter.

"Fuckin' hell mate, did you see the end of the cricket last night? Dead set fuckin' ball-tearer it was."

by Panda January 17, 2005